Took my boys to McDonald’s for lunch today and being 6 and 3 they always order Happy Meals. Here’s a pic of the new french fries portion. This picture does it no justice, however, because it’s minuscule. My wife and I burst out laughing when we saw them. It’s less than half what it used to be.

And at the end of it did they eat fewer fries? No, they ate ours after devouring theirs in less than a minute and, shockingly, we couldn’t get them to eat the apple slices that are now included.