Cain is lucky Paul’s die hard supporters aren’t obsessed trolls who will bug the shit out of him for the rest of his life or he might be in serious trouble . . . no, wait?

(The Hill) — GOP presidential hopeful Herman Cain offered his thoughts on his fellow Republican candidates Friday, calling Rep. Ron Paul (Texas) a “grumpy old man” and saying that former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney has “good hair.”

In an interview on Friday’s edition of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Cain summed up each of the GOP candidates in a few words.

Pressed by Leno for his thoughts, Cain laughed, saying, “You know this is going to get me in trouble.”

Here’s what Cain said about each candidate:

• Texas Gov. Rick Perry: “Good governor.”
• Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney: “Good hair.”
• Rep. Ron Paul (Texas): “Grumpy old man.”
• Rep. Michele Bachmann (Minn.): “Very nice lady.”
• Former Rep. Rick Santorum (Penn.): “Stressed.”
• Former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman: “He wears ties just like Mr. Cain.” (The two have sported similar neck-wear.)
• Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich: “Brilliant.”