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Let me get this straight, ATM machines are bad but robots that help with diapers are good? Oh yeah, that makes total sense.

(RCP) — “A few years ago, Procter & Gamble teamed up with the researchers at Los Alamos National Labs to adapt software developed for war — to figure out what is happening to nuclear particles — and they are using these simulators to dramatically boost the performance of . . . diapers,” President Obama said at Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh.

“Yes, diapers,” Obama repeated. “You chuckle, but those who’ve been parents are always on the lookout for indestructible, military-grade diapers.”