I’m trying like hell not to think of this in a sexual connotation type way. But to answer it literally, he hasn’t been naughty, he’s been a total f*cking nightmare…

(Politico) — Michelle Obama won’t say what she’s planning to get her husband for Christmas.

“First, I have to see if he’s been naughty or nice,” the first lady told a crowd of kids as she appeared at the Children’s National Medical Center on Monday.

“Let’s assume he’s been nice,” the first lady continued, before taking suggestions from the children.

One child suggested a watch. Another suggested a “president’s bell.”

“You should get him a new suit,” one boy said, and the first lady responded, “Good idea!”

“Maybe you should get him a new hot tub,” another one called out later.