US President Barack Obama (L) points to a child dressed in a Christmas elf costume as they gather for a group photo with First Lady Michelle Obama at a Christmas In Washington celebration at the Building Museum in Washington, on December 12, 2010. Obama’s daughters Malia and Sasha are at (L) in the background. (UPI/Mike Theiler)

“Hey, who let all these blond-haired cracka elfs in here?”

“So, it was you who voted no to unionizing Santa’s workshop. You do know he’s a capitalist pig, don’t you?