Tomorrow I am launching a “No Tomfoolery” bus tour across Iowa to see the state and ensure there is no tomfoolery taking place. pic.twitter.com/hdk1nHtbX7
— Retired Orrin G. Hatch (@RetiredOrrin) December 3, 2019
On Wednesday we will kick off our “No Folderol” seniors parade float, which will slowly drive across Iowa to stamp out any and all illicit folderol and fiddle dee dee. pic.twitter.com/GMvO0AJoLE
— Retired Orrin G. Hatch (@RetiredOrrin) December 3, 2019
On Thursday I am thrilled to announce the launch of our “No Poppycock” horse-drawn carriage excursion, which will trot around Iowa in search of poppycock to eliminate with extreme prejudice.
Poppycock does not stand a chance against us. pic.twitter.com/jMD4h5V8Mr
— Retired Orrin G. Hatch (@RetiredOrrin) December 3, 2019
In my travels I came across a troupe of former Buttigieg volunteers who had been cast out for missing steps in the official campaign dance.
Friday they take the stage with new life in turkey costumes as part of my “No Gobbledygook” song and dance.
Goodbye forever Gobbledygook. pic.twitter.com/hi5e6AeKyv
— Retired Orrin G. Hatch (@RetiredOrrin) December 3, 2019
On Saturday evening we will be holding a “No Balderdash Potato Mash” in Ames, Iowa.
I’ll join a group of young, vigorous supporters to mash potatoes and put an end to dastardly balderdash, once and for all. pic.twitter.com/TJ76K6wsH7
— Retired Orrin G. Hatch (@RetiredOrrin) December 3, 2019
Starting next Sunday we are taking our talents back on the road for a bacon-themed “No Hogwash” tour.
As we eat the finest bacon across the country we will celebrate the end of hog (wash). pic.twitter.com/sBJw5kPdYm
— Retired Orrin G. Hatch (@RetiredOrrin) December 3, 2019