I can’t even.

Deodorants were created to solve a fake problem and thrived thanks to the patriarchy. https://t.co/fuBEVucSvw

— Slate (@Slate) June 22, 2019

Slate is on to me, here is the inside story. They are completely right.

The year was 1946, the war was just over. A group of men in my Patriarchy club came up with a brilliant plan to oppress women. We told them they smell… and only we had the cure, deodorant.

I am ashamed..

— Hey it’s Debug! (@heyitsDebug) June 23, 2019

This is truly eye-opening reporting and after some soul-searching, I’ve decided not to allow my wife to wear deodorant or antiperspirant ever again #FuckThePatriarchy

— Coleman Kneisley (@yelsienk) June 23, 2019

Have you ever been on an elevator?

— Maynard Ampersand (@fuzzlewuppet) June 22, 2019