My late night craving is a spoonful of peanut butter. Trying to be healthier, I recently bought the “reduced fat” jar of Jif. I’ll have the fat back, please.
— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) May 14, 2019
Presidential candidates desperately want to seem human. But in their quest to achieve the impossible, they often turn themselves into complete weirdos.
Take Beto O’Rourke‘s social media jaunt through a dentist appointment. Or his depressing soul-quest to find himself by way of Pancake Boulevard.
Or Rep. Eric Swalwell‘s (D-Calif.) Monday night tweeting about eating peanut butter.