If you guessed “gets mauled by the damn thing,” you win the prize.
Via AZ Central:
A jaguar attacked a woman who reportedly crossed over a barrier while trying to take a photo Saturday at a West Valley wildlife park, according to fire officials.
Rural Metro Fire crews responded to “a report of a lady attacked by a jaguar” about 6:40 p.m. at the Wildlife World Zoo, Aquarium and Safari Park near Northern Avenue and Loop 303 in Litchfield Park, said Shawn Gilleland, a spokesman for Rural Metro Fire.
Crews found a woman at the zoo with lacerations to her arm, and she was taken to a hospital, Gilleland said.