Now you know it has to succeed. Or Chuck Norris will roundhouse it into existence.

Via Daily Wire:

They’re known simply as Chuck Norrisisms.

Here are three good ones:

Chuck Norris told Dirty Harry, “Yes, I do feel lucky.”
Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Yes, Chuck Norris, who starred in a bunch of martial arts movies, is still a bada** at age 78. And although he hasn’t been in a movie since 2012, Norris has kept busy writing several books on martial arts, exercise, philosophy, politics, Christian religion, and westerns, twice earning the title of New York Times best-selling author.

On Sunday, Norris penned a piece for WND, formerly known as World Net Daily. In the piece, headlined “An incredible solution to building the border wall,” Norris backs a proposal to have Mexico’s biggest drug lord fund construction of a barrier on the U.S.-Mexico border.

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