ICE will do it for free if you call the tip line.
Via NY Post:
A Portland, Oregon man looking to get rid of his estranged wife pleaded guilty Tuesday to offering a US Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent several thousand dollars to deport her and her daughter from a previous relationship.
Antonio Oswaldo Burgos, 48, pleaded guilty to one of three counts of bribery of a public official in exchange for a reduced sentence, according to a Justice Department news release.
Prosecutors said Burgos followed an ICE agent a short distance from Portland to a Vancouver, Washington, parking lot on May 24 and allegedly offered money in exchange for the deportation of his wife back to El Salvador.
The couple was in the process of getting a divorce.
The agent declined the offer but set up a sting and called Burgos the next week and recorded the conversation. On the call, Burgos offered the agent $3,000 to remove his wife from the US, prosecutors said.
He repeated the offer in a second phone call that week.
On June 6, they arranged to meet in person, during which Burgos offered $4,000 to deport his wife and her child. He was arrested on June 29.