Home-schooling is the way to go.
Via Daily Mail:
A 10-year-old boy has been permanently expelled after bringing bang snap noisemakers to his Georgia elementary school.
The boy’s mother, Noelle, of McDonough, Georgia, told WSB-TV that the school expelled her son because the local school district classifies the noisemakers as an explosive compound.
Bang snaps, also known as ‘poppers,’ are typically made with a tiny amount of silver fulminate, a highly explosive substance, which produces the ‘bang’ noise that can be heard when the poppers are stepped on, thrown or otherwise set off.
Georgia’s Henry County School System states in its handbook that students bringing explosive compounds to school are to be punished with permanent expulsion.
The 10-year-old boy, a fourth grader who has not been named, was said to have been expelled from Flippen Elementary after he popped the bang snaps while waiting for the bus in his neighborhood.
A fellow student apparently reported the boy’s use of bang snaps to the school’s principal, who then searched the boy’s backpack and found three unused bang snaps inside.