This is the insanity that we’re still funding. Maybe we can have Jasmine cover it all in one princess – the trans abortion illegal alien princess?
Via Daily Caller:
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She lived in a castle and had to wait to be rescued by a man because she just could not figure a way out by herself. She did manage to wear pretty dresses all day long. One day the prince finally found her, slayed a dragon or two and rescued her from her miserable (but pretty) existence. But then she got pregnant.
She was not about to let a pregnancy hamper her newfound freedom though. She managed to find a clinic in her land where she could make the problem go away. Planned Parenthood came through for her like a fairy godmother and, after her abortion, the princess was able to go back to her prince, relying on him to keep her safe, provide for all her needs and buy her pretty dresses.
Now that is a Disney princess, right, Planned Parenthood?