Nutcase.
Via Daily Mail:
Michelle Obama and Ryan Seacrest found their modern sensibilities challenged by a classic Christmas poem Monday, when they read out A Visit from St Nicholas – better known as ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas – to a group of kids.
The pair recited the classic 1823 poem at Children’s National Health System, a Washington, DC hospital that the First Ladies have visited since the 1940s, this time accompanied by Santa himself.
But the poem’s politically incorrect description of Saint Nick as a chubby pipe-smoker led to some hasty corrections by the pair, CNS News reported.