Via KSDK:
Despite all the tension around the presidential election, one south Georgia man is not the least bit stressed about the outcome. That’s because, he says, he doesn’t know who won the election.
Joe Chandler said he’s locked himself into a sort of special “cone of silence.”
“Well, I started out just needing a breather from it,” he said. “I wanted to give myself 24 hours.”
Chandler could be the only person in the world who does not know the results of the American presidential election.
“The only cognizant person who’s not in a coma or down in a cave – and even then they might be able to get a signal on their cell phone,” said Chandler.
Chandler began election night the same way everyone else did — glued to a TV, but after a few hours:
“I just didn’t have it in me,” Chandler said. “I’m like, ‘I’ve got to step off this insane merry go round; I just don’t want to know. I’ll look in the morning.”