Warning for language and brief naked backside:

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From HuckFunn:

Independence Day is upon us and we all know what that means… turning dollars into loud noises. Artillery shells, bottle rockets, roman candles, chasers and tons of Black Cats.

Many years ago my brothers and I had a bottle rocket firefight in the hallway of our parents' home, but fortunately we had enough common sense to not do anything stupid.

At any rate, have a large 4th and use common sense. Remember… a bottle rocket launched from your butt crack is always a painful fail. Submitted herewith are some magnificent fireworks fails.