Absolutely hilarious. ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, Ill. — An Illinois eighth-grader earned laughs and cheers — as well as a diploma — when he graduated from middle school. Jack Aiello, who graduated last week from Thomas Middle School in the Chicago suburb of Arlington Heights, impersonated current and former presidential candidates in a speech to the school’s … Continue reading Overnight Open Thread: 8th Grader Jack Aiello’s Presidential Candidates Graduation Speech