From HuckFunn: The occasion was celebrated by a column from Iowahawk as the last in the “Zarkman” saga which followed the infamous career of Zarqawi, and is written as though by Zarqawi. It is one of the funniest things you’ll ever read.
Via Iowahawk Blog:
Howzit swingin’, f*gsicles? Yeah, I know all you bitzoches all seen the pictures by now. Go on and laugh it up chump, like your drivers license photo is all George f*ckin’ Clooney. Personally I think I’m lookin’ straight GQ, seeing as I just got a 500-pound laser guided curb stomp. Shit cuz, y’all should see Kahlid, a.k.a. “Ceiling Spackle.” But, hey, whateva. You kuffar haters can finally step off my nuts, ’cause I. am. outtahere. Y’all can just suck it, ’cause Zarkman got his free pass to Allah’s celestial Disneyland.
