Kill me now.
Via The Guardian:
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, and then some time later ? created emoji ? .
One of the most widely translated works in history has been given a 21st-century update with the publication of the Emoji Bible.
Described as a “great and fun way to share the gospel”, it interprets all 66 books of the King James Version with Unicode-approved emoji and commonly-used internet slang and contractions.