Why is it always Canada and not Mexico?
A new website is promising to match Americans who oppose presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump with “ready-to-marry” Canadian neighbors to comfort them.
The website, which is called Maple Match, quietly debuted over the weekend, just days after Trump won the Indiana’s GOP primary and all but clinched the Republican nomination.
“Maple Match makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency,” the site reads.
Visitors to the website are greeted by a giant “Make dating great again” banner — a play on Trump’s campaign slogan — and have the option of being placed on a waitlist to find their Canadian suitor.
The app follows a trend of marketing ploys aimed at Americans who’ve threatened to leave the country if Trump makes it to the Oval Office.