Quick, someone get Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi a pair of sunglasses and an endless supply of cheesy one-liners.

Via WaTi:

They’ll have to call the show “CSI: Islamic State.”

The terror army has proudly announced on its social media platforms that it has opened an “Islamic State Police Forensics Department” in al Furat Province, Iraq.

A photo gallery shows crime scene investigators collecting and analyzing fingerprints. Also shown are various CSI gear such as a microscope and special lighted fingerprint analysis table

Another shot is of a magnifying glass highlighting a dusted fingerprint at a burgled pharmacy and a technician comparing collected prints to a suspect’s.

Finally, in a bit of more propaganda, there is a picture of an agent handing reimbursement money to the pharmacy owner, according to a translation by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), which monitors jihadi communications.

The irony, of course, is that the Islamic State has committed mass murders amounting to genocide yet it depicts the group as worried about a break-in at a local business.

Al Furat Province northwest of Baghdad has been the scene of horrific Islamic State crimes. In January, IS released moment-by-moment photos of the execution of a man accused of being gay. IS terrorists march him, hands bound, up a stairway to the roof, blindfold him and toss him off.