This guy wins the internet:

Secret Service agent to Erdogan bodyguard: "This is America…Act like an adult." pic.twitter.com/pMoHE97Utu

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) April 1, 2016

Update to this story.

The security had just tustled with protesters, journalists and D.C. police. because that’s how Erdogan’s security is used to dealing with people. This guy was having none of that.