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Via Fox News:

A new seltzer has hit the market that’s sending superfans into fits and skeptical consumers sniffing for whiffs of an elaborate hoax.

The Massachusetts-based Polar Seltzer has released a new Unicorn Kisses (real name) flavor, made with lemon-lime and a sprinkle of magic.

Last week, the company sent out a press release with the mythical origin of its seltzer.

According the the story, a unicorn used its magic to turn the company founder’s water into bubbly, fizzy seltzer after the man helped cheer up the unicorn, and seltzer was born.

“Polar Seltzer was first created in a deal struck between a nature-loving humanitarian and a sad unicorn. Their chance encounter has forever sealed the fate of thirsty consumers everywhere. Rainbows were exchanged for sparkle in an all equity deal.”

A new seltzer has hit the market that’s sending superfans into fits and skeptical consumers sniffing for whiffs of an elaborate hoax.

The Massachusetts-based Polar Seltzer has released a new Unicorn Kisses (real name) flavor, made with lemon-lime and a sprinkle of magic.

Last week, the company sent out a press release with the mythical origin of its seltzer.

According the the story, a unicorn used its magic to turn the company founder’s water into bubbly, fizzy seltzer after the man helped cheer up the unicorn, and seltzer was born.

“Polar Seltzer was first created in a deal struck between a nature-loving humanitarian and a sad unicorn. Their chance encounter has forever sealed the fate of thirsty consumers everywhere. Rainbows were exchanged for sparkle in an all equity deal.”

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