Too funny.
Via FreeBeacon:
Much to my surprise, I had company waiting outside the house of Wendy Davis early last Friday before the doors opened at 10:00 a.m. for her estate sale in Fort Worth, Texas.
I felt bad misleading the group of nice women who joined me in the small patch of warm sun on Davis’ driveway, but really had no choice—I couldn’t stomach the embarrassment of admitting I showed up an hour and a half early for a 52-year-old woman’s attempt to unload her extensive collection of clothes and jewelry. So I told them that I thought it started at 9:00 a.m.