Germany will now have to cancel being German.
Via Daily Mail:
A German town has cancelled its annual carnival scheduled for next month over fears of Cologne-style sex assaults on women.
Rheinberg, which is near the Rhine metropolis, said it ‘cannot rule out’ the possibility of drunken refugees coming into town to prey on women.
Cologne police are dealing with over 500 complaints of sexual assault and robbery against young women by gangs of marauding asylum seekers in the city on New Year’s Eve.