Even better: The columnist is a non-Muslim white woman.

Via NY Post:

What a tough day for the Brady household! First Tom gets sacked by the NFL for those deflated footballs, and now, here you are, photographed in a burqa in France, to cover up a bout of plastic surgery.

There are so many things wrong with that sentence, it makes our heads spin.

What a tough day for the Brady household! First Tom gets sacked by the NFL for those deflated footballs, and now, here you are, photographed in a burqa in France, to cover up a bout of plastic surgery.

There are so many things wrong with that sentence, it makes our heads spin.

Never mind that France outlawed burqas years ago, Ramadan or no Ramadan. Or that your metallic T-strap sandals were the wrong way to go, shoe-wise. And while we’re at it, that massive black satchel on your shoulder looks like Morticia Addams’ diaper bag.

Fashion faux pas aside, it’s troubling that THIS is your idea of going undercover — draping yourself in Muslim garb when it suits you, like the Rachel Dolezal of Islam.

If you didn’t want to be seen, you might have picked something less loaded, something devoid of religious and cultural significance. Hell, you could have grabbed a bath towel and stuck it over your head, just as “Bachelorette” winner Shawn Booth did when he snuck onto “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

But that’s not what really galls us, Gisele. What we want to know is, whatever happened to the gal who said “no way” she’d ever have plastic surgery? Is that just the rule before you turn 35?