It’s called Google, Sully. You should try using it before hitting the publish button.

Piper Palin As Bodyguard

Is it too outrageous to ask why thisĀ little girl is not in school, rather than acting as a media bouncer for her mother on a publicity/campaign tour?

Which leads to this embarrassing update:

Update: because school in Alaska isĀ now out for the summer. My bad.