“Dishes include “scrumptious” sheesh kebabs, falafel sandwiches (“a great vegetarian option”) and chocolate; “Snickers, Kit Kat, Bounty, Twix, Kinder Surprise, Cadburys – yes, yes we have it all.”
Ha!
Via Independent UK:
A British jihadist who skipped bail and claimed to have fled the UK to join Isis in Syria has purportedly released an e-book guide targeting Western recruits that compares territories under the extremist group to a “plush holiday resort”.
Abu Rumaysah is named as the author on a document entitled ‘A Brief Guide to the Islamic State’ [2015]’ which was released on Monday and is being shared across social media.
The 46-page document presents a utopian view of life in the terror group’s Iraqi and Syrian strongholds under the headings: “food in the caliphate”, “weather”, “transport”, “technology”, “people” and “education”.
Some of the many outlandish claims include that Isis is “dead serious” about its transport networks. “The natural progression for the transport network in the Islamic State has to be trains then ships and aeroplanes,” it states, “but everything is on the table: zeppelins, hovercrafts, trams [and] microlites.”
The guide is miles away from the brutal reality of life in Isis-controlled territories, where even smoking a cigarette can see a person flogged and, in extreme cases, put to death. Instead, it goes to great lengths to present common aspects of Western life as readily available there, such as popular chocolate, tea, coffee and even “fruity cocktails”.
The true reality of life under Isis’s disturbing regime has already been exposed in documents and guides translated from Arabic.