We would absolutely eviscerate Obama if he did this:

Why does a $5 pocket edition of the U.S. Constitution cost $995 more? Because Rand Paul signed it?

Description from his website:

It’s hard to find a greater defender of the U.S. Constitution in the Halls of Congress than Rand Paul. As a Constitutional conservative, he makes it the core of everything he does in Washington. If you would like a signed Constitution in a neatly bound book, contribute $1,000 and we will send you one. It’s size is perfect for comfortable carrying in the pocket of a sport coat, a purse, laptop bag or in the back pocket of some worn out jeans.