The Memories Pizza master plan:

1) Open pizzeria in Walkerton, Indiana.

2) Have illuminati secretly orchestrate state to pass religious freedom law.

3) Invite local news reporter to ask them about it.

4) Have 3,000 Jews order pizza before story is reported.

5) Influence liberal media into misreporting what they said.

6) Coax liberal media into wildly misreporting what they said.

7) Have their Blaze patsy Lawrence Billy Jones III start GoFundMe campaign.

8) Watch the money pour in!

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