Using the severed head of an infidel as a ball is the only sharia sanctioned version of soccer per ISIS (I’m making that up but it’s probably true).

Via Daily Mail:

Islamic State miltiants threatened to give anyone caught watching last Sunday’s Real Madrid versus Barcelona match 80 lashes.

The militant group has imposed a strict ban against any entertainment including music and football which it considers a ‘product of the decadent West.’

Clerics issued the edict across all the Isis-held territories in Syria and Northern Iraq, including the city of Mosul which has been governed as per the strict dictates of Sharia since it was taken under Isis control in June.

It is not yet known if anyone was caught watching El Clasico in which Barcelona secured a 2-1 win over Real Madrid with Luis Suarez’s second-half winner.

In January, Isis militants executed 13 teenage boys for watching the Asian Cup football match between Iraq and Jordan last week.