Oh Lord, they’re spamming social media airways with these, run for the hills!

Love is all you need. #HappyValentinesDay, Barack. -mo pic.twitter.com/MqYysGzAhQ

— The First Lady (@FLOTUS) February 14, 2015

Translation: Barack, all you got me was this lousy purple card?

Happy Valentine's Day! pic.twitter.com/EjmgVbOxND

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) February 14, 2015

And this is the one they put out for Valentine’s Day. Imagine the ones they didn’t choose.

She always looks so full of love…