The menu for the Obama-Salman dinner with their delegations pic.twitter.com/Nn1EyEUX7A

— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) January 27, 2015

School lunches? Eh, not so much:

Thanks for the school lunch salad @MichelleObama "What is this?" pic.twitter.com/Xi08hCK7yY

— Derivadude (@___HAMILTON___) January 12, 2015

Why wasn't Michelle Obama's school lunch program included in the #TortureReport? pic.twitter.com/jyuDBx8luw

— Captain Hottub (@CaptainHottub) December 16, 2014

Real torture is eating a Michelle Obama school lunch. pic.twitter.com/HgZzsXEKTX

— Populo Iratus (@cmahar3) December 9, 2014

Come on, kids, let’s move!