There is one way to stop the self-righteous moonbats from ruining First Night… hand out job applications.

Via ABC News:

Activists planning a “Die In” demonstration at this city’s historic First Night festivities will be allowed to protest, but Boston public safety officials urged them not to disrupt the family event that draws hundreds of small children for New Year’s Eve.

“We’re going to accommodate the protesters if they choose to do so. But we will not let it disrupt the events,” Boston Police Commissioner William Evans said at a City Hall news conference today where he was flanked by officials, including Mayor Martin Walsh and Boston Fire Commissioner Joseph Finn.

“I can only appeal that if people are going to demonstrate, just realize there are a lot of young kids out there, a lot of families.