Uh, yeah, good luck with that! I’ve got a 14 pounder in the oven right now and I’m going to take a picture and send it to Salon. With a side of sausage stuffing…
Stop eating Thanksgiving turkey! Why it’s time to give up this big fat holiday travesty http://t.co/0BjvqRIG30 pic.twitter.com/zj0i4arnGd
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