There are some great lines in this rant from conservative comedian Michael Loftus on how the federal government is responsible for why college is so expensive. Any parent who is thinking about putting their kid through college can surely relate.

The funny thing is: Every time the federal government increases the amount of money that college students can borrow, college tuition goes up. But teaching isn’t a commodity like oil or wheat or steel whose actual value goes up and down due to market forces.

Standing in front of kids and twice a week and teaching them that America is responsible for everything bad that’s ever happened in the world—and anyone who has the audacity to disagree with a college professor is completely evil—pretty much costs the same year in and year out.