I refuse to believe this guy is really a comic until I hear him say something funny.

Via HuffPo:

Russell Brand is straight, but he wishes he were bisexual.

Brand was being interviewed by Absolute Radio’s Geoff Lloyd when the host went over to give the comedian a hug and jokingly leaned in for a kiss.

“Oh, Geoff, I wish I was bisexual,” Brand said. “That’s one of the things about me where I’ve got a very traditional moral code. I’m tedious with my heterosexuality.” […]

Last year during a podcast interview, the actor-comedian admitted that he engaged in a sex act with another man during filming for his 2002 TV show, “Re:Brand.” The stunt took place in a public bathroom and was shot for an episode about social taboos.

“I w***ed off a man in a toilet,” he said. “I thought, ‘I think of myself as heterosexual but perhaps that’s ’cause of the environment that I grew up in where homosexuality may have been difficult for me to express.”