What is under the wrapping of this Crimean toilet paper might shock you and has local residents and supporters of President Vladimir Putin aghast (to put it mildly)

According to local news outlet Sevastopol News, these rolls of bathroom paper are now appearing all over Crimea with a silhouette of the Crimean peninsula and the slogan “Buy Crimean” on the outer wrapping.

Of course, once one tears off the outer wrapping, the joke is fully revealed.  As with most things in Russian-controlled areas, the manufacturer has no comment.