According to Michael Moore’s long-lost sister, if she’s given more welfare cash she will start eating healthy. The fact that she thinks people will actually believe this blows my mind.

Via Young Conservatives:

A 350-pound mother of two claims the reason she is morbidly obese is because she needs more of taxpayers’ money to break her bad eating habits.

Christina Briggs, of Wigan, England, says she can only afford junk food and that she doesn’t exercise because she doesn’t have enough funds to join a gym, the Daily Mail reports.

“It’s not easy being overweight and on benefits,” the single mother told Closer Magazine. “If I was well off, I’d be able to buy fresh food and afford a gym membership.”

HT: GayPatriot