U.S. President Barack Obama kisses Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi before signing the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Repeal Act of 2010 into law at the U.S. Department of Interior in Washington, December 22, 2010. Obama on Wednesday signed a landmark law to allow gays and lesbians to serve openly in the U.S. military for the first time, but it could be many months before a move some top officers warn may endanger troops will finally take effect. (REUTERS)

#1

“Calm down, Nancy”

“Sorry, my face always looks like this”

#2

“Shhh, don’t tell Michelle, but I have a fetish for older woman whose faces are deformed from too much Botox”