Little known fact: I was once Evel Knievel’s apprentice until a tragic accident involving a banana peel left me blind in one eye.

Update: After my tragic eye injury, I toured with Lynyrd Skynyrd. Good times.

Update (Stephen Gutowski): Here’s a guy (me), a girl (my girlfriend Rachel), politics (Obama vs Hillary on ISIS), and some video games (Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare):