And just to be sure, I double checked and this is amazingly not satire.

Via NY Daily News columnist Linda Stasi:

On Monday, the Supreme Court broke the space/time continuum by propelling us back to the 15th century when it came down on the side of horny holy men against the very women these horndogs lust after. The 5-4 decision will make it legal for closely held corporations — ones that don’t approve of certain types of birth control for religious reasons — to refuse to provide coverage for those forms of contraception in their insurance plans.

Men with erectile dysfunction who now have endless erections will be chasing women who can no longer have carefree sex, and therefore will be losing their sex drive — for men, at least — in record numbers. […]

Worse, the unfortunate women who are insured by these corporations, who can’t afford birth control in the first place, now may end up with children they also can’t afford, forcing them onto the welfare rolls.

This could cost all U.S. taxpayers more money we can afford to waste for something we didn’t want in the first place. Good one.

And who exactly voted for this law that takes away women’s rights to affordable contraception of their choice, while protecting men’s right to free erection drugs, so they can impregnate more women?

The most important sexual decision for women possibly since Roe v. Wade, which was brought by the religious owners of a chain store called Hobby Lobby (Hobby’s Lobby would be more like it), was decided by male Supreme Court justices. The five justices who voted for it were all men appointed by Republican Presidents, while three of the justices opposing were women, with one man — all appointed by Democratic Presidents.

The bottom line? Insurance companies will pay for impotent men to impregnate women who don’t want to have children but can’t afford birth control.

Noncompliant females will be stripped of their burqas and stoned to death.

HT: JWF