Joe being Joe.

Via Red Alert Politics:

The media learned on Saturday that if you write a bad story about Joe Biden, you will feel the wrath of his Super Soaker.

The Vice-President’s annual media picnic took place over the weekend at his official residence, where guests and their families were treated to a day of live music, an inflatable obstacle course, and a water gun battle.

“There is something I want to announce,” said Biden with a huge grin on his face. “Anybody who writes a bad story about me is dead.”