Tingles heart broken.

Via Daily Mail:

. . . President Obama kicked off his speech by saying that although he was happy to be at the party, he was still a bit jet lagged from his recent trip to Malaysia.

‘The lengths we have to go to to get CNN coverage these days,’ he said, slamming the network for its non-stop coverage of the missing Malaysian Airlines flight.

‘I think they’re still searching for their table.’

Next up was MSNBC and Obama called out the network for its fallen ratings in recent months.

‘MSNBC is here,’ he began. ‘They’re a little overwhelmed. They’ve never seen an audience this big before.’