“Did someone spike my choom with Angel Dust or is that a giant Easter Bunny standing next to me?”

WASHINGTON, DC – APRIL 21: U.S. President Barack Obama (2nd R) and first lady Michelle Obama (2nd L) listen as Cam Anthony (L) sings the national anthem at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn April 21, 2014 in Washington, DC. President Obama and the first lady hosted thousands of children for the annual White House event dating back to 1876 that features live music, sports courts, cooking stations, storytelling, as well as the Easter egg roll this year. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)