Yay! Participation trophies!

Via Weekly Standard:

President Obama declared everyone “a winnner” at the White House Easter Egg Roll:

… “Happy Easter! This is the biggest event we have at the White House all year long,” Obama said before introducing his wife. He said his only jobs are to officiate at the egg roll and introduce his wife.

Michelle Obama said this is the 136th Easter egg roll.

“Hey my brother you’ve got to be ready'” he told a little boy at the egg roll.

“Everybody is a winner!” He yelled at the end before pulling in about 25 kids for photos and high fives.