This image is being reported by multiple sources across Twitter and the blogsphere as being an account balance statement for Aristóbulo Istúriz, right-hand man of Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro.

If true, this means Aristóbulo is violating Maduro’s Socialist doctrine by a) hording money b) hording it off shore and c) OMG HES THE ONE PERCENT GET HIM!

Like my grandfather used to say: “Ain’t no party like the Communist party!”