“Unidentified” troops (translate: Russian) show up at a Ukranian naval base in Crimea and demand that the Ukrainians turn over their weapons.

Ukranian naval officers response, “Who the bleep are you? You want our weapons? F**k off”.

Reportedly, the Russians firing their weapons twice in the air, the Ukranians stand firm and don’t fire back.

And amazingly, after consultation with higher authorities, the Russians leave.