“Damn you Sergei, I thought you said they didn’t know we were coming?!”

Here are the armed pro-Russian locals unable to get past turnstiles as they uncontestedly arrive at the Cri… https://t.co/nuhF8F395R

— SovietReset (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2014

Notice the arms on the “locals” that most Ukrainians by law cannot have, that actual locals in Kyiv did not have when they were protesting.