Bubba would never cheat on Hillary! . . No, wait?
Via Daily Caller:
A new tabloid report that is obviously 100 percent factual claims that former President Bill Clinton had a year-long affair with British model and actress Elizabeth Hurley.
According to Radar Online, actor and frequent criminal defendant Tom Sizemore arranged rendezvouses between Clinton and Hurley starting in 1998 after a “Saving Private Ryan” screening at the White House.
Radar and UK’s Globe have audio of Sizemore, who had a relationship with Hurley years prior, recounting the beginning of the affair.
After the screening, Clinton summoned Sizemore to go see the Lincoln Bedroom when Clinton asked for Hurley’s phone number.
Clinton apparently told Sizemore in real life and not in one of the actor’s heroin-binge nightmares: “Give [her number] to me. You dumb motherfucker, I’m the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number.”
Sizemore said that Clinton already made up a cover story as to why the two went off. According to Sizemore, “[Clinton] said, ‘I’m going to say I asked you about your uncle, Ted Sizemore, who played professional baseball. That’s the lie. Don’t forget it.’”